The following conversation took place in our kitchen today... it was silly, and serious, and ridiculous and I almost peed my pants... so I thought i'd share...
Summer: jordon could you get the rest of the ranch outta the bottle for me?
Jordon: ummm... let me think- NO!
Summer: Geez Jordon!
Jordon: Shut up Summer!
Daddy: Guys knock it off! Fight about something worthwhile- Jordon you go off and vote for Obama- Summer you go and vote for McCain- then come back to the table and argue about that.
Jordon: I like Obama.
Mommy: What? If you could vote who would you vote for?
Jordon: heck yes- I'd vote for Obama.
Daddy: ***gives Jordon huge high five smiling proudly
Rueben: What's an Obama?
Summer: Are you serious? You would vote for Obama? I don't think he believes in God.
Mommy: ***feeling a little light headed blurts out "I will not raise a democrat!"
Rueben: What's a democrat?
Ava: Can I just get another corndog!!!
Daddy: okay guys, keep fighting, I gotta get to work.
Jordon: I think Obama is a good guy- I think he will make lots of good changes.
Summer: I'm pretty sure I heard he could be a muslim and I think that means he worships that really fat guy that is always laughing.
Mommy: ***almost choking on her tater tot*** I think you mean Buddha... Buddha is the really fat guy- Muslims worship Allah.
Jordon: Ahah???
Mommy: No! not ahah, Allah...
Summer: Mommy who are you voting for?
Mommy: No one- they all suck. If my vote is my voice, then I choose not to speak.
Jordon: Good- then don't vote and then Obama will become president and I will laugh.
Summer: I like Huckabee. Why can't he be president?
Mommy: Because he didn't create enough buzz...
Ava: I want to be president so I can have another corndog.
Everyone: ***laughs hysterically
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